my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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