Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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