Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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