you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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