It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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