YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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