I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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