margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I CAN MOONWALK!
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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