The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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