If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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