You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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