no. you can't hotbox the world.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I need a beard to bite.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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