in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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