i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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