whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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