OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Well I just put wine in my tea
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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