Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
