Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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