Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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