ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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