I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
