i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
