Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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