i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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