Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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