Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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