Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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