why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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