how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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