My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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