What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
