then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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