ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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