no. you can't hotbox the world.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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