he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Floor bacon is actually really good
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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