That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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