I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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