so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize