Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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