It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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