Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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