Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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