Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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