If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.