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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today

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  17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...

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• (310): View more from California

  So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face

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• (509): View more from Washington

  And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.

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• (718): View more from New York

  He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.

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