no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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