so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
And then he peed in my hair
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