I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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