i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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