Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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