I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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