I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
COCAINE IS GR8
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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