I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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