i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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