i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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